Would you ever....

**Kerala** · December 14th, 2001, 06:49 AM

Stereotypes are based in truth...or else they wouldn't be stereotypes biggrin

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**The Lady Belle** · December 14th, 2001, 07:47 AM

Stereotypes..Isnt that where they're Sony or Phillips or Toshiba??..*L* biggrin

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**Myra** · December 14th, 2001, 01:23 PM

Zenith, Sony, magnavox, PHillips... *spins and runs out*

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**Kerala** · December 15th, 2001, 07:05 AM

Pioneer, Panasonic and pussy oh my!...oops Freudian slip biggrin

so kidding*L*

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I am my own master but not always master of myself.

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**Hannibal** · December 15th, 2001, 07:53 AM

Here it is... I'm a guy, so naturally, I know all there is to know about women biggrin

*don't crucify me just yet ladies*
and I must say, I DO know that erect nipples do NOT mean your horny, except sometimes... Like if I pushed you in a cold river, or put snow down your shirt, and your nipples got like rocks, I wouldn't think you wanted to do me biggrin

BUT, men's penis' shrivel up because they fear being eaten by fish!! Big fish LOVE cold water... so the colder the water, the bigger the fish, the LESS we have to make our weeny's look like worms... it's a nature thing biggrin

Now when the temp is cold, and our weenies shrivel, and there's nothing to do with water, well, there just so happens to be a good explanation for that as well!!!
The explanation being that, when it's cold, our dingy's shrivel to keep us from tripping over them and falling face first into the snow, or anything else that might make us colder than we already are.

OH, and I do not find a woman bending over a stove to be a come on.... when she's doing that, I consider it doing her job!!!!! *just trying to get you guys riled up, i hope that worked*

Now if she's wearing a school girl skirt without panties and is bending over in front of a stove.... well then, heaven help her, cuz that IS a come on wink

you women are eviL! us men are just your pawns, and that's the truth!

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PNSONR · December 15th, 2001, 01:38 PM

lumpy men
cold nipples,
and hot ovens ...

now I'M horny
biggrin

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**The Lady Belle** · December 16th, 2001, 10:22 AM

*laffs*..

Hey Hanny..When its hot..Can I come over and use your weenie *giggles* as a skip rope?

*falls over in a fit of giggling*

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The fact that your mind isn't clouded by medication, fills me with pity...
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**Kerala** · December 16th, 2001, 10:32 AM

*bends over a stove in a school girls skirt with no undies on* biggrin

sorry I just had to*LOL*

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I am my own master but not always master of myself.

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**Hannibal** · December 16th, 2001, 08:52 PM

Teasing is mean wink

*puts on a schoolgirl skirt and takes off his boxers and looks around for a stove*
Ever wonder what scots wear under their kilt? I can show you if you'd like biggrin

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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.
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